Saturday, April 30, 2011

It's a long way.....

We will all miss the liveliness and warmth of welcome that we enjoyed at the Collins household over the last 3 weeks but it is time to move on and explore further afield. So it is to the west we head and with a very early start. We left Buster and Oakbridge House just after 7 o’clock on the Saturday morning after the Royal Wedding. I’m sure there would have been some thick heads in London that morning but thankfully not ours.
We left with plenty of time, crossing over the River Severn and into Wales where we enjoyed a walk around Cardiff and its castle. Just a short drive to Swansea and we had fish and chips for lunch.
Shivering at Cardiff Castle
That didn’t leave much time to get to the port at Fishguard so now it was a race against the Sat Nav timer. We were meant to board the Stena Europe at 1.30 for a 2.30 departure. It was 2.10 on the Sat Nav when we arrived in Fishguard Town but no-one told us that the boat leaves from Fishguard Harbour. We could see the boat over at the Harbour but how long would it take for us to do a u-turn in front of an oncoming bus and then race down the hill.
By this stage there were no other cars queuing to board the boat and the lady at the ticket booth mentioned something about ‘the skin of our teeth’ in her heavy Welsh accent and then we were on.
We were the last car on, the giant doors closed behind us, we just got upstairs and then we could hear the engines rumble and saw the port slide by. That was close !
Three and a half hours over the Irish Sea and we arrived at Rosslare. Who would have thought that at 6 pm in Ireland we would be driving into the blazing sun with crystal clear blue skies reaching far over the emerald plains. Something felt terribly wrong with the planet if we have sunglasses on at 7pm in Ireland. I’m not going to complain though.

Another 2 and a half hours drive to bring our total travelling time for the day to almost 14 hours and we arrived and can say whole heartedly that...  
 It's a long way to Tipperary.
Our base for the week while we are in Ireland is a gorgeous cottage in Tipperary. The long and windy driveway leads to a very large manor house owned by a farmer and his wife and their 4 daughters. The Garden Cottage is behind the manor and is just perfect. We have a wonderful walled garden behind us that is about the size of a football field and along one side of that is the best chicken run you could imagine for four of the loveliest hens I've ever met. On the other side is a fabulous cottage garden complete with working well and pump.   Ohhh, to be sure, it is the prettiest of places.
                          Shamrock Cottages    Cordangan Manor     Garden Cottage    number 205  
The gates to our cottage, built in 1831

The cottage garden

Guiness pie and mashed potato for dinner


TippLee

Friday, April 29, 2011

The Royal Wedding.

A wonderful flag waving day.
With the English weather always the topic of conversation and the fact they had just had 3 of the best weeks in history for this time of year, it was with much anticipation that the “Royal Wedding Day” arrived.
Overcast yes, but no rain. Truth be known it was the worst weather day we had had in the 3 weeks since arriving but all in all a very respectful day. So off on the train to Green Park with the masses to be swept into a rip that engulfed us in Union Jacks and colourfully dressed people that the Bobby’s directed down the main street. We were supposed to meet my mum and dad in the park but had no chance of getting in as they had already shut the gates and were directing people on to Hyde Park. We began drifting with the crowd but as we passed The Hard Rock Café I saw a quaint pub down a side street that was decorated for the occasion. In we went to ‘The Rose and Crown' to get a seat under a huge plasma screen just as the royals were leaving Buckingham Palace to go to Westminster Abbey, all just a block away from where we were. It was nice now to be out of the crowds and lucky as within 15 minutes of being there they had to close the pub as about 100 others followed us in which created a great atmosphere. So with our Pimms and lemonade we watched the show and sang out loud ‘God save the Queen’ with the knowledge that we were within about 1 mile of where it was all happening.


A good day for the royals and an even better one for England as they showcased their future King and Queen to the world in what seemed like a seamless effort, with no disruption that had threatened the happy day. (almost thought about dusting off the old passport……….but no)
Paul

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Sightseeing in London.

Shall I mention again how lucky we have been with the weather for the whole three weeks of our stay in London. Every day has been full of sunshine and loads of outdoor activities. We went into London several times and saw lots of the sights. I'll just put all the pictures in together from all of our days in town.

Changing of the guards at Buckingham palace

Green Park
Borough Markets
The Best Little Sweetie Shop


Georgia and Charlotte at St Paul's cathedral

The London Eye

The Thames and London Bridge

Homeless children

Shopping at Harrods
A neat little run-about

11 o'clock at Big Ben

Kew Gardens with Grandma Pat and Grandpa John, Sonia and The Collins'

Sitting in with the Bluebells

Bang Bang Chicken at Camden Markets


London Underground
Take me home
CulturaLee

Great to see old friends.


Some of the motley crew

I’m not the type to do much reminiscing, and for that reason I think my long term memory is affected for the worse but one thing I love to do when back in the old dart is to catch up with old friends. 'Old' now being the operative word as when we look in the mirror or see friends you have not seen in years the horrible truth is revealed! Some of us look youthful, although I cannot put myself in this category as the sun has done its damage on me, but others (Karl, Michael and Vince, they are doing pretty good. Thought I would mention Vince just to help with his low self esteem!!!!
 

Paddy has been a mate for over 30 years
The reason I enjoy it so much is because things really don’t change as far as friendship is concerned as you have so much history from when you were the most “loose”. Those years between 10 and 20 when most of the dumb things you say or do will generally happen, makes for very happy memories to again share. The catch-up with a lot of my school pals was fantastic as we appeared one by one at a local pub and before you knew it we had about 15 of us plus spouses. A couple of us (Steve Wood and family and our family all now in Aus) and Steve Reed from America who by chance were all holidaying at the same time back to our old stomping grounds. Great as always to see the Larches, Gambo, Paddy, Smithy, Trumper, Johnny and Dave West, Alex Byron, Matt Swan, Lee Hardy,  and the rest of the crew.



One of the finest by Woodsy


Karl and Mel, still in love, Ahhhh
I had promised Lee that we would only stay till 11 but as 12 came I saw the face that said let's go or I will, so with that we bid our farewells for another few years, latter to be told that they had finished at 5 in the morning.
Paul

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

London Dungeons and Harrods.

Everyone really wanted to get scared and go to the London Dungeons today. So we got ready quickly, and raced to get to the train. We got there, the train had just pulled up. It took 3 trains to actually arrive at the London Dungeons. The reason why we had to get there early was because we were told if we didn’t get there early, there would be a huge queue. Luckily we did because there was no queue for us.


Meeting some of the characters while waiting outside the Dungeons.

We all got to be in the same group, mum, dad, Maisy, Michael, Melisa, Georgia, Alfie, their friend Massimo, and me. We first had our photo taken, Georgia, Massimo, and me with our heads in the stocks, Maisy and Alfie with the axe, and dad, mum, Michael and Melisa all looking scared.

The whole group went into a maze of mirrors, dad and Maisy in the lead. Maisy kept on walking straight into the mirrors, and would bang her head each time. Then we started to panic because we couldn’t find the way out, and we couldn’t even find out where there weren’t any mirrors. It felt like we were going round in circles. All of a sudden we heard someone scream, turns out it was mum, and there was a skeleton behind her. But she did find the way out.
Next we got lead into an information room where a computer talked about the great fire of London. Half way through that, dad got bored and lead everyone out, and into the next room. Because dad was first into the room, he was the victim for the surgeon. Dad had to sit in a big wooden chair, and got strapped in whilst everyone else gathered around him. The surgeon showed us what he had done to the last patient, then it was dads turn. The surgeon first pretended to cut dads hand, and then he collected all the blood. Next he did brain surgery and pulled out dad's brain. The lights went out and blood started spraying at us, and we all ran out and went to the next room.
The next room was the torture room, and this time a teenage girl got chosen. The torturer gave her a deal, if no one in the audience knew what the devices of torture was then he would demonstrate it on her, but if someone did know what they were then she would be safe. The first torture device was a hook, and lucky for her, her little brother knew what it was for - hanging people from the nose, eye, chin and the bottom. The next torture device was horrible. You heat the tongue remover in the furnace, and then clamp it onto the victims tongue, first it sizzles and then you twirl it until you hear the pop of the tongue being snapped off.
Then we all went to the grog shop where an old fashioned lady told us about Jack the Ripper and his murders. The light on the table started to move, and the bookshelf was shaking. Jack the Ripper jumped out from nowhere and the lights went out, there was a gun shot and then we all screamed. Jack the Ripper killed 5 women in 1888 and he was never caught.
We then went on the Hangmans noose. This was a ride for only the bravest people to experience what it sort of felt like to be hanged. There were about 14 seats, and everyone would sit down and the ride would take you up to the top, where there was a judge, and the executionor. Then all at once the execution man pulled the lever and we all went falling down. The hidden camera took a great photo, and it looks like dad has pooped his pants.
We also got to go on a small boat. Georgia and Massimo at the front, behind them were Maisy and Alfie, then Mum and I, then dad and another man. We went forward at first, but then the boat spun around and we were going backwards. Water started spraying at us and  dad got soaked. A scary man jumped out from a wall and scared the life out of Alfie.
Another lady dressed up in old fashioned clothes then told us about her pie shop. She told us that most people normally wonder where she got the meat. She said that there was a barber and doctor next door, and she would get the meat off other humans that had had body parts removed. It was sooooo disgusting. So next we went into the barber shop. We all had to  sit in hard wooden seats in rows of three. Mum , Maisy and I were in the front. The lights turned off, there was some speakers that were speaking to us about being a barber, and while that was happening there was a small metal wire that hit the back of your head and would feel like scissors cutting your hair. Mum screamed.

A scene from the barbers shop
It was the end of the tour, and another great experience.
We stopped for lunch at this great restaurant called The Rainforest Cafe. It was like we were actually sitting in the rainforest with the animals all around us. Very cool.

Maisy and I have always wanted to see Harrods where some of our favourite teddy bears have come from. So that was our next stop after the London dungeons. It was easy to find beacause it is a huge building with Harrods written in every window. We had to walk through the perfume stores and mum had to have a sample of almost every one. But her all-time favourite is Channel No 5. Next we had to walk through the food section. There was a whole room with just a deli;a room for just tea, there was another room which was full of lollies, and heaps of other rooms that we didn’t get a chance to go in. Of course all the kids loved the lollies. Melisa was so kind and let us either have an ice cream or lollies. Maisy Georgia and I bought jellybeans, and Alfie and Massimo had an ice cream. Then Alfie, Maisy and I wanted to see the toys. Alfie looked at the electric cars and helicopters whilst Maisy and I looked at the fluffy toys. Dad let us chose 1 toy each that was allowed to come traveling with us. Mum chose a grey, soft bunny, Maisy chose a caramel coloured bunny called Toffee, dad chose Paddington Bear (mum actually chose it but she had already chosen hers), and I chose a big fluffy teddy bear called Beary.
Buying our bears and bunnies at Harrods
           
 It was definitely worth coming.

Charlotte

Sunday, April 24, 2011

How lovely it is to be in London in the Springtime...

when the sun is actually shining.


Oh, I just love it here, but we know all this wonderful weather just can't last.


Leaving Norwich we drove back down to London and continued anti-clockwise around the M25 to Surrey to visit Paul's aunt Sheila and Eric.  We were delighted to see Gemma and her three gorgeous children Oliver, Lily and Evie there and the girls had a fabulous time playing football (soccer) in the back garden with their second cousins. The sun really was shining on this day as we were graced with Matthew's entertaining presence. It's been such a long time since we last saw young Matthew and it was great to catch up with him and hear his adventurous stories taming wild animals in the depths of the jungles of inner London. Hope to see you wrestling crocodiles in Australia one day.








Bye bye Evie
Thanks for playing so nicely.
We hope we see you again at Christmas.
RelativeLee

Friday, April 22, 2011

North to Norwich.

Yesterday our family went for a really long drive. In the morning we left the Collins house and set out on the road. We went on the Motor Way to the M25. We were meant to get off at exit 27 to go to Norwich but it was only when mum looked up and saw the sign for exit 31 and dad was wondering why we had to pay £1.50 to go over the Dartford Bridge that we found we were way off. So dad had to do a huge u-turn to get back to gate 27.

We finally found Tuttles Lane West and saw dad's Aunty standing outside their house . JOANNNA , GEORGINA, ANDREA AND RON live here. Ron is dad’s uncle (grandma Pat’s brother). They also have the cutest Border Collie called BONNIE. She can do lots of tricks. Her best is weaving through your legs when you walk. They also have a pigeon that made a nest in their lamp post.  Dad lifted me up and I could see three little eggs. They looked like speckled easter eggs. They invited us to a pub lunch at The 3 Boars. It was a sunny day so we had lunch in the beautiful  garden. There was a big cherry blossom next to us and when the wind blew lots of tiny white petals fell down like it was snowing. One landed in my drink and lots landed on my lunch. I just ate them because they were just cherry blossoms.



Georgina came to see us in Australia 2 years ago and she is so nice. She has short hair like me now but her legs are very, very long.  Ron went into the loft and got a massive bag of fluffy toys. Charlotte and I loved them and we got to keep 4 each.

We all had a lovely sleep there I even slept in til almost 8 o’clock.
Everyone waved goodbye and I hope I get to see them all again soon

M@D!$oN

Hello Andrea and Ron.
Thank you for a lovely couple of days. You made us all feel so welcome.
Lots of love from Lee and Paul.